Too funny not to share

My 8 yr. old niece just got over Coxsackie virus and this week, my 4 yr. old nephew got it.
My sis brought him to the pediatrician the other day and apparently, the doctor, how shall we say,
released some methane gas as he walked into the examining room. The stink reached my nephew who then yelled, “MOMMA, WHAT IS DAT SMELL?” and proceded to jam two fingers up his nostrils for the
remainder of the appt. while the doc is trying to check his throat, ears, etc. He continues to ask, of course
because she has not given him an answer and my sis did mention something about “hang time”. “MOMMA WHY DUZ