This is Not a Pair of Boots

So… the fridge freezer blew up last night.
The Boy said he saw the flash from upstairs.
The new one arrives on Monday.
Meantime I am seeking to re-home several slabs of venison… and new boots are probably not in the budget!
Ah well, at least the new appliance is energy efficient, unlike the (very) old one.
C’est la vie.