The wildlife siege on the House of Pain continues. This time, we have a vast ant colony in our mailbox. It seemed to spring up overnight. Yesterday, WCK and I took the hose and sprayed all of the ants out of the mailbox. I actually felt kind of bad as they washed away in what must have seemed to them a Biblical flood. Still. Build your house in a hole in the ground like normal ants, ants! Our mailbox is entirely inappropriate for your colony.
|Poison will put them to sleep. Sleeeeeeep. Now they’ll sleeeeep.|
Shortly after this conversation, we were leaving to go somewhere and WCK yelled to me from the driveway, “MOM, DID YOU PUT THE POISON IN THE MAILBOX YET??”