Sewing, knitting, but no sign of a good title

I can’t think of a witty title, so this is what you’re getting.

After pulling myself together with the Caravan Curtain top (thanks to Jane for that midget gem of wit!), I set to work on my side-fastening Kelly skirt in wool tweed.

It was looking fabulous until I tried it on.

I looked as if I was ready to give birth to triplet baby mammoths.
No of course there are no pictures!