Princess dresses are low in fiber

One day I found this in our upstairs hallway:

For those of you who don’t see this kind of thing in your upstairs hallway every single day, this is a Rancor Monster action figure from Return of the Jedi with a rubber Cinderella dress sticking out of his, uh, bottom.

I kept walking past it, not really wanting to acknowledge it, until I finally had to break down and ask.

WCK was very casual about it.

“Oh, yeah, he ate a princess, and now … he’s very uncomfortable.”