Welcome to today’s edition of “Random Poses With Farm Equipment”.
Your presenter today is Ms Roo B. Doo, who would like to demonstrate the Cultivator.
Note how gripping the marker encourages an upright posture.
Climbing onto the discs is not to be advised.
But it is essential that your (Ginger in teal wool) skirt matches the weathered paint… and that your nail polish (Priti NYC Blue Sage) matches your tights (Mary Portas)