WCK: This ornament says “1998” on it! It must be super, super, super old! Like, from before you were born!

ME: Daddy and I got that the year we got married, so it wasn’t before I was born. I was 23.

WCK: Oh. That’s young to get married.

ME: Yeah, it is.

WCK: I guess people got married young way back then because they only lived to be, like, 50.