Oh f@#% * . I realised yesterday, too late, that I had forgotten to buy and post a birthday card to Bernard. Sorry Bernard.
So instead I will say
Happy 50th Birthday B.
We hope you have a good one, Paula would have loved taking the pee out of you being an “old man” now. x x x
Please feel free to leave more birthday wishes in the comments and I will make sure Bernard gets to see them.