The Birthday Present

When I woke up this morning, my body decided to give me a nice big birthday present wrapped in red… Some would say that my body was being thoughtful, but I am undecided.

And so, after three months and some embarrassing hot flushes later, I can confirm, that as of this morning, I am no longer in fake menopause.

Yayyyyyyyy!

This is just what I want on my birthday, it is up there with the rain. If memory serves, this will not be pleasant.