WCK: This ornament says “1998” on it! It must be super, super, super old! Like, from before you were born!
ME: Daddy and I got that the year we got married, so it wasn’t before I was born. I was 23.
WCK: Oh. That’s young to get married.
ME: Yeah, it is.
WCK: I guess people got married young way back then because they only lived to be, like, 50.